Thats funny! At least he made more than 20 feet from the loader.
About 6 years ago, I was working for my buddy and his grandpa building new logging road. I was loading out right-of-way logs one morning, and had close to 20 trucks there that morning to slam out. (4 hour R.T. to the mill). I loaded out 5 trucks on one deck, 6 on the next a couple hundrend yards down the road, and had moved another 500 feet down the road to another deck. I loaded out 3 trucks, on a corner that was about 45 feet wide, with a culvert under about 4 feet of fill on the outside. I had just put the finish on this section of road the day before with the cat, and made this corner extra wide for a log landing and turn around. It had only been compacted with the dozer, me and Matt's pickups, and the three trucks I had just loaded.
Anyway, I loaded this guy, who was sitting pretty much dead center of the road. Told him on the radio to stay away from that right side of the road while loaded. Let the emptys have that side, loaded trucks take the inside to pass each other. I don't think he understood right from left and pulled over to the right side of the road to wrap up and let the empty truck in. I had just spun around to seperate some shortys when I caught a glimpse of chrome flying through the air. Looked over my left shoulder just in time to see his truck, trailer and compleate load of logs crash on his right side, with the culvert about 3 feet from the back of his truck. So I walked the loader back up to him, couldn't have been 100 feet. Got his logs out from beside him, we hooked some chains and wrappers up to him in about 6 places. Hooked him to the loader and an empty and flopped him right back into the road. Pulled him up outta the way, he cleaned his shorts out, readjusted his passenger side mirror, picked up his broken off stack, then backed under me for a load. I gave him a load of pulp, hue wood, tops and shortys just for being a jackwagon, after I loaded out the reamaining trucks.
This guy had been hauling logs for over 30 years as on owner/operator, and had had very few mishaps. He was so embarased that he never came back.